Notes from a TSQL trench

Database stuff,
with a side of memes.

Long-form notes on TSQL performance, Extended Events, Query Store and the tooling around them. Written from the trenches, not the slide deck.

58 posts 4 series 107+ memes
T-SQL Tuesday #156 - Wrap Up

T-SQL Tuesday #156 - Wrap Up

Fifteen SQL bloggers answered one question: what turns ordinary code into production code? Here's what they taught me.

T-SQL Tuesday 3 min read
Testing the code (T-SQL Tuesday #156)

Testing the code (T-SQL Tuesday #156)

I picked the T-SQL Tuesday topic and still struggled to answer it. The quality of production code I value most: it has tests.

T-SQL Tuesday 2 min read Regex · CI/CD
Production Code (T-SQL Tuesday #156)

Production Code (T-SQL Tuesday #156)

I'm hosting T-SQL Tuesday this November. The question: which secret ingredient turns ordinary code into production-grade code?

T-SQL Tuesday 1 min read
Scary Scalar Functions - Part Four: Your Environment

Scary Scalar Functions - Part Four: Your Environment

You've learned why Scalar UDFs are slow and how to remove them. The last question: where do you even start? Here's how I triage them across a whole environment.

Deep Dive 5 min read Performance · Parallelism
My Toolbox - Everything

My Toolbox - Everything

Another productivity tool in my toolbox that I use daily. This time it's about file search. Everything will help you find... well, everything.

Tools 3 min read Productivity
My Toolbox - Greenshot

My Toolbox - Greenshot

Print Screen and Paint never cut it for me. Greenshot did: precise region capture, a real annotation editor, obfuscation, and one-key sharing. Here's the tour.

Tools 3 min read Productivity